Jon DelCollo

I went to Olive Garden by myself a couple weeks ago. I'm not fucking around. I walked in there, and when the server came to my table, I was like, I'm going to take the tour of Italy, but here's what I'm here for. I'm going to eat 12 breadsticks and four bowls of soup before I even touch that entree. And she was bringing me soups two at a time.

Had some breadsticks to bring home, but I did polish off four bowls of soup, and I tipped the lady 45%. That's pretty good.

Had some breadsticks to bring home, but I did polish off four bowls of soup, and I tipped the lady 45%. That's pretty good.

Had some breadsticks to bring home, but I did polish off four bowls of soup, and I tipped the lady 45%. That's pretty good.

Soupa Descana. There's kale in there. It might as well be a salad. What's 25% of $13? Wait a minute. Holy.

Soupa Descana. There's kale in there. It might as well be a salad. What's 25% of $13? Wait a minute. Holy.

Soupa Descana. There's kale in there. It might as well be a salad. What's 25% of $13? Wait a minute. Holy.

He likes soup. I was floating out of that place.

He likes soup. I was floating out of that place.

He likes soup. I was floating out of that place.

I had a full meal when I got home the next day.

I had a full meal when I got home the next day.

I had a full meal when I got home the next day.

Breakfast. This is the way home from church. This was dinner. If I get in a little, you know, me and the lady aren't talking for a couple hours, I'm going to head out. I'm going to get some food. I'm going to go to Trader Joe's, but I'm really just going to Olive Garden by myself. You'll do that?

Breakfast. This is the way home from church. This was dinner. If I get in a little, you know, me and the lady aren't talking for a couple hours, I'm going to head out. I'm going to get some food. I'm going to go to Trader Joe's, but I'm really just going to Olive Garden by myself. You'll do that?

Breakfast. This is the way home from church. This was dinner. If I get in a little, you know, me and the lady aren't talking for a couple hours, I'm going to head out. I'm going to get some food. I'm going to go to Trader Joe's, but I'm really just going to Olive Garden by myself. You'll do that?

Just picking up Burger King last night, it count?

Just picking up Burger King last night, it count?

Just picking up Burger King last night, it count?

If I ordered on the app, it counts, right? Well, you got the Burger King app. Brother, I got 30 food apps in mind. You want to roll through them? Okay, yes. Let's go to food. Uh-huh. You know it's food because it's labeled food. Okay. Front row, we got all your big dogs. You got your... There's nine there. There's Domino.