Jon DelCollo

Oh, so that's natural law brother.

Oh, so that's natural law brother.

Yeah, but I did beach the fucking thing. That was easy. I'd be in a car. I'm like How do you feel?

Yeah, but I did beach the fucking thing. That was easy. I'd be in a car. I'm like How do you feel?

How many days did I retain my seed?

How many days did I retain my seed?

must feel good like still in the mindset well here's the thing i still got the necessary supplies i got a pre-cut piece of plywood some uh i got some gorilla that was i was still i'd been completely just crushed by my uncle sunned by my uncle just him and my wife teamed up on me like put it back you fucking freaked and then i went to the duct tape aisle and there was a couple you gotta punch a window out in your house

must feel good like still in the mindset well here's the thing i still got the necessary supplies i got a pre-cut piece of plywood some uh i got some gorilla that was i was still i'd been completely just crushed by my uncle sunned by my uncle just him and my wife teamed up on me like put it back you fucking freaked and then i went to the duct tape aisle and there was a couple you gotta punch a window out in your house

I literally got like handicucked by my uncle. Just devastated. But then I had to still, she's like, just get some fucking duct tape. And we're like, oh my God, good call. Good call, boss. And then I was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct tape cucked.

I literally got like handicucked by my uncle. Just devastated. But then I had to still, she's like, just get some fucking duct tape. And we're like, oh my God, good call. Good call, boss. And then I was in the duct tape aisle and I saw a couple and I still kind of duct tape cucked.

Dude, because they were looking at painter's tape and I was like, brother, you're going to want some gorilla tape on that. I was like, at least I got to still lark a little bit.

Dude, because they were looking at painter's tape and I was like, brother, you're going to want some gorilla tape on that. I was like, at least I got to still lark a little bit.

But, yeah, I got completely crushed, man, in that storm. Dude, we got fucked up. I mean, I was waiting. I don't want to be the first person to say it, but we're Austin strong.

But, yeah, I got completely crushed, man, in that storm. Dude, we got fucked up. I mean, I was waiting. I don't want to be the first person to say it, but we're Austin strong.

Oh, he got it. His wife kind of gave me. Well, they were like, thanks. They were like, oh, thanks. And I was like, yeah, man, this shit. And his wife kind of gave me a look like, okay, man, that's enough of your duct tape rambling. Please get the fuck out of my face.

Oh, he got it. His wife kind of gave me. Well, they were like, thanks. They were like, oh, thanks. And I was like, yeah, man, this shit. And his wife kind of gave me a look like, okay, man, that's enough of your duct tape rambling. Please get the fuck out of my face.

Gotta try the sausages outside of the fucking bag.

Gotta try the sausages outside of the fucking bag.

Yeah. That's kind of weird to think that much about a sausage. You don't spend a lot of time thinking about sausage, bro? No, I'd be like, I want it hot, but sweet, too. No, I'm kidding. Take one bite, turn it around. I'm joshing. My lady's driving, and I'm in the fucking passenger seat like this. You're eating them both like this. You ever been to show and tell?

Yeah. That's kind of weird to think that much about a sausage. You don't spend a lot of time thinking about sausage, bro? No, I'd be like, I want it hot, but sweet, too. No, I'm kidding. Take one bite, turn it around. I'm joshing. My lady's driving, and I'm in the fucking passenger seat like this. You're eating them both like this. You ever been to show and tell?