Jon Stewart

Spill the beans.

That you talked to another former president about the Iran strikes.

Was it George W. Bush?

No.

Was it Bill Clinton?

I don't want to say it.

Oh, oh, I think you've said plenty, Mr. Trump.

I don't want to give away who it is.

All I can say is that I was recently helping him prep for his Epstein Island deposition.

That's all.

By the way, I love how Peter Doocy is trying to play guess who with our toddler president.

Is he wearing glasses?

Is he bald?

If he was doing karaoke, would he be allowed to sing all the words in Gold Digger?

Now, there's also another possibility, and this may come as a shock, which is that maybe, just possibly, Trump pulled the whole thing out of his ass.

It leads to each of the four living former presidents all deny they have had any such conversations with President Trump.

Yes.

The living former presidents denied talking to Trump.

Trump never said living...

What's more likely, that Bill Clinton thinks starting a half-baked war in the Middle East was a good idea, or that Trump spent 20 minutes talking to a portrait of Grover Cleveland?