Jon Stewart

Regardless of who he's been talking to about it, I'm just glad the president has his mind 100% completely focused on this daunting situation with Iran.

I do believe I'll be the honor of having the honor of taking Cuba.

No!

No new wars until you finish the war we just got you.

This is not the time to be taking Cuba.

By the way, what do you mean by taking Cuba?

You want to know the truth?

He can do anything you want with it.

I don't know what's worse, that he's talking like a supervillain or that he sounds so bored about it.

You should be cackling with lightning in the background when you say shit like that.

Why are you sounding like Lexapro Luther over here?

The world is mine, Superman, I guess.

Whatever.

While Trump seems unengaged, some people in his administration are getting worked up.

Whoa!

I mean, that would be even more damning if this guy wasn't an unqualified crackpot, but...

It still has to shake up a president when one of your appointees resigns over your war.

You know what?

I guess that tracks.

Everyone knows the qualifications for running the National Counterterrorism Center go, nice guy, brings muffins to the morning meeting, and then all the way down the list, good on security.