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Also, I'm sorry, aren't we at war?
You're tweeting about your buddy's micropenis.
Was FDR taking time out of his fireside chats to be like, anyway, that's how D-Day went.
Now, if I may say a few words about whether my friend Zachary has a chode.
Please, please.
Isn't there anybody who can calm the situation?
Marjorie Taylor Greene, you're a respected member of MAGA.
Perhaps you can bring some intellectual substance to this debate.
Marjorie, come on!
All this talk about micropenises, we're losing sight of the real reason we attacked Iran, which is... shit.
You know what?
Now that I think about it, we never got an answer to that, actually.
And-and believe me, I've been searching for one harder than Marc Levin's urologist, you know?
Boom!
Sorry.
Okay.
Sorry, Marc.
I had to get in one last small one.
Just like you.
Boom!