Jon Stewart

When I talked to you privately on the phone, there was no apology.

Somehow you think I'm just going to set that aside?

I haven't heard the word apologize.

I haven't heard the word regret.

You supported the felonious, violent attack on me from behind.

Who do you think started that character assassination?

I'm repeating, your support for the assault.

Are those still your opinions?

Mark Wayne, Mark Wayne, Mark Wayne.

Think he's a little upset?

Maybe out of respect, just to help smooth things over.

Tell Rand Paul you do not support his neighbor beating the shit out of him.

I did not say I supported it.

I said I understood it.

There's a difference.

Not helping, Mark Wayne!

If your co-worker says, I don't support cannibalism, but I understand it...

You're not trying the shepherd's pie they're bringing to the potluck, okay?

But look, Rand Paul was actually trying to get at a question about Mark Wayne's temperament.

Because Mark Wayne didn't just not apologize, he also had a unique argument in defense of political violence.