Jon Stewart

You did many interviews in which you justified the violence as historically justified by precedents, such as caning and dueling.

What I was simply pointing out is some of the rules that still apply to this body.

For instance, dueling with two consenting adults is still there.

I was pointing out what is still acceptable.

You've been illegal for 170 years.

I'm sorry, does the next Homeland Security chief think that dueling is still legal?

My man, it's definitely not legal to duel, even if your first name is currently involved in one.

But, Senator Mark Wayne, rather than dueling, may suggest that it's actually just much easier to just apologize.

I've even got the perfect phrase for you.

Yeah.

We are now almost three weeks into the war in Iran, and it's not going great.

Oil prices are surging, our planes are getting shot out of the sky, and now Pete Hegseth is asking for an extra $200 billion to fight this war.

And they say women be shopping, huh?

And on top of all of this, our allies are angry that Trump started this war without consulting them.

But of course, President Trump is smoothing things over with his trademark charm.

Okay?

Wow.

The Japanese prime minister did not like that joke.

I haven't seen an American bomb in front of Japan that badly since.

You get the idea.