Jon Stewart

Although I will give Trump credit, though.

He didn't do a Japanese accent, so let's call that progress.

But taking all of this into account, it feels like America could really use a win right now.

Yeah!

Freedom of speech!

Right on!

Yeah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Now that, that looks like American victory to me.

I mean, just look at what he's wearing.

If aliens landed here in America, they'd be like, take me to your, oh, it must be this guy right here, right?

His glasses, love the glasses.

Now you might remember Afro Man from his hit song, Because I Got High.

Or you might not remember it, Because You Got High.

Basically, back in 2022, local police in Ohio busted down Afro-man's door, rummaged through his clothes, took money from his house, scared his kids, all to look for evidence of crimes that they never ended up charging him with.

Now, after a raid like this, a lot of people might try to lay low for a while, not piss off the cops.

But Afro Man happened to notice this particular moment where one of the deputies was searching his kitchen and looked longingly at a lemon pound cake.

And Afro Man did what Afro Man does.

I'll tell you.