Jon Stewart
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ICE isn't trained in x-rays.
And look at x-rays, see if there's, you know, there's something dangerous in that luggage.
Well, no kidding.
We're not going to be doing that.
ICE isn't trained on x-rays.
No surprise, they don't really seem to be trained on anything, actually.
And by the way, who the f***, honestly, who the f*** even thought it was a good idea to send America's most hair-trigger agency into America's most hair-raising environment?
This idea was nice in the airport.
That was my...
What in God's name possessed you to do that?
How many more years of this shit?
Go ahead.
Right now in Iran, they're going, are we talking to a top guy?
Because I don't think this is a top guy.
Yeah, we were talking about negotiating nuclear.
And then he just went off on paperclips.
Why did I bomb Iran?
Well, do you know the story of 2000 flushes blue?
Well, for centuries, people shit in regular water.
And then one day a guy said, what if it was blue?