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And that's why I bombed Iran.
It's so stupid.
Meanwhile, the rest of us suffer under Donald Trump's attention deficit style of government by whim.
And as America, and really the world, has to helplessly navigate the turbulence that Trump causes, his administration, I shit you not, this weekend, had a message for all those who are suffering.
I think we have to offer the president grace.
He needs grace.
In fact, maybe let him live in a land of grace.
Graceland.
Where he can live his life out asking the important questions.
Does Elvis get treated better than me?
Let's kick things off with an update in our war with Iran.
It started about a month ago, and today, President Trump spoke to the nation with some good news about the war.
Wait, you got a gift from the people you are currently at war with.
When I was at school and they made us read the Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans fell for that Trojan horse.
And now I'm watching it happen in real time.
The Secret Service is gonna be like, Mr. President, please don't bring that to the Situation Room.
But it's expensive.
And it's ticking.
I bet it's a watch.
Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is getting is no pay.