Jon Stewart

What could be worse than waiting in line for four hours?

Nine hours?

Someone waited in TSA for nine hours.

You may not have starred in that line as a terrorist, but after nine hours...

This man waited in line for the length of a shift.

That means he saw the TSA agent clock in from a distance.

And right as he got to the front, they clocked out in his face.

By the time I get that pat down, it better be the best one I've ever had in my life.

I'm talking full release, all right?

If this is what flying is gonna be like from now on, you may as well go to the airport now, just in case you ever have a flight someday.

But seeing how long the lines have gotten, Trump decided he had to do something.

Now, the good news is that Trump sent in people to help TSA.

The bad news is those people are ICE.

And yesterday, they were sent to airports to start helping.

So let's see what they've been doing.

You're telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport and doing absolutely nothing?

Well, then it's my honor to present the award for most improved agency.

You're not doing anything, and honestly, thank God.

Keep doing what you're not doing.

Now, maybe this is the best possible scenario for ICE.