Jon Stewart
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Sending them to the airport can be like an after-school program for them, you know?
I know they're just standing around, but it's keeping them off the streets.
Look, it was always obvious that sending ICE into the airports wasn't going to help.
The problem is that TSA workers aren't getting paid, so they're quitting and calling out sick.
Having other random federal agencies still not being TSA isn't going to fix that.
No!
Stop!
Stop!
Sending more agencies.
You're not gonna make the security line shorter.
You're just gonna make the Starbucks line longer.
Who are you gonna send in next?
Space Force?
IRS?
RFK Jr.
?
I can't scan your suitcase, but you can watch me do pushups and jeans.
Can I smell your neck?
Clearly, clearly Trump isn't helping.
But the question is, who is to blame for the shutdown in the first place?