Jon Stewart

But first, our current president, Donald Josephine Trump, is currently on a tour of Asia where he will be meeting with allies, such as the new Japanese prime minister, and rivals, such as Xi Jinping.

It's a crucial moment with huge ramifications for the current tariff regime in this country and for the peace and security of the entire region itself.

First stop, Kuala Lumpur.

So let's dance, mother .

He loves this shit.

I love at the end, he was like, eh, eh, eh, and then he just goes like, eh?

That's all I got.

He loves the red carpet.

He loves the hats.

None of it makes any... They're playing the theme song to Hawaii Five-0.

None of it made any sense.

But he loves the pomp, and he loves the circumstance.

That's why...

He loves going overseas.

That's what they give him overseas.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's... It's what he loves.

Look what we do to him here.

This is what he tweeted right before leaving on the trip.

I want to thank Donald Trump for working like a dog for no money to save a country that doesn't appreciate his sacrifice.

I hope you're happy, America.