Jon Stewart
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You should be talking about him, not gossiping about men's penises.
You gotta love that banner.
New Ayatollah is probably gay.
Give it up for the fourth estate, everyone.
Wow.
Bravo.
Yes.
Love the media, who apparently are now reporting gossip like they're high school mean girls.
This just in from the CIA.
The new Ayatollah got his period in the driver's ed car.
Fine, fine.
I guess we're doing this.
Media establishment, let's hear that hot, hot goss.
His father reportedly thought he was too gay to be Iran's supreme leader.
Too gay?
I like the implication that the supreme leader of Iran should be a little gay.
He should be like, death to America!
Except Lady Gaga.
So that's basically where we're at right now.
This country has launched itself into a devastating regional war in the Middle East.