Jon Stewart
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Podcast Appearances
Look at this poor son of a bitch.
He just wants... He just wants to save his country.
And all he asks for in return is a little bit of total unquestioning fealty and a few billion dollars in influence money and new forms of currency.
This poor bastard.
Hey, buddy.
Want to go to Malaysia?
Come on.
But what do we do when he comes home?
Beef is too expensive.
My health care bankrupted me.
Where's my abuela?
Poor little billionaire president.
He hates it here.
And why wouldn't he?
Everything he does for us, we have a problem with.
What's the one thing that we've wanted in this country, for as long as I can remember?
An outsized ballroom.
I have been talking about this.
Someday I'll grow up and do the cha-cha.
Remember the march when we all wore the chandelier hats?