Jon Stewart

No, I was actually really looking forward to it.

Go behind the scenes.

Find out what went into deciding on such an unusual... Was it courage?

Or was it madness?

Either way, 10 out of 10, no notes.

Also, love the tagline to the movie Melania, the inspiring true story of how an online shopping billionaire paid millions to curry favor with the president.

Am I in trouble?

I can't wait for the sequel.

Oh, f*** it, just take the money.

It's in the hat.

But back to the main story.

For the second time in two weeks, another American has been tragically killed on the streets of Minneapolis.

Now, obviously, all the facts are not in yet.

But here is, as best we can tell, the account of what happened on this terrible day.

The agents attempted to disarm the individual, but he violently resisted.

Oh, dear God.

They must have been petrified.

Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, a Border Patrol agent fired defensive shots.

Of course they're defensive.

I mean, he had to stand his ground.