Jon Stewart

Yeah, I'm going to have to call you back.

OK.

And look.

President Trump, I know the Vatican's been critical of your policies, but you gotta remember that at the end of the day, you and the Catholic Church both historically care deeply about the same thing, covering up sex scandals.

You both... By the way, Trump's comments about the Pope upset a lot of people of Christian faith.

But please don't worry.

It gets worse.

In a separate social media message, the president shared an image of himself in a religious scene that appears to depict Trump as Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Wait, the guy in the bed, can I just... Are you...

Am I okay?

How did... I mean, look.

I know I don't have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days.

This is freaking me the out.

You know, the whole thing happening outside the watchful eye of daytime fireworks.

You know, I'm just glad that Jesus Trump brought his healing orb.

By the way, can I tell you my favorite thing about this picture?

Like, I like how there's only so much AI can do.

Like, AI is like, look, I can give you the fireworks and the healing powers, and I can make you Jesus, but you weigh what you weigh.

It just is what it is.