Jon Stewart
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I plugged in all the shit.
Give me the flag.
Make me Jesus.
Do the Eagles.
Now, apparently, not everyone in the Christian community took too kindly to Trump portraying himself this way.
And the backlash was bad enough that Trump was forced to come up with his own incredibly plausible cover story.
That's you as a doctor.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's this?
Urgent care?
Is that an urgent care?
Is that what that is?
Why don't you own it, you big puss bag?
You put yourself out there as Jesus.
You got f***ing called on it.
Now you're like...
God, do you even care about lying to us anymore?
Is it over?
Is this relationship gone still?
Your lies used to have a real spark.