Jon Stewart

They're eating the cats and dogs.

Venezuela stole the 2020 election.

And now the best you've got is, I'm a doctor.

You need to find your happy place and fast.

We expect better lies, sir.

And can I just remind you, Mr. President, we're in the middle of a grinding war with Iran.

Can you just address that in a straightforward way with the American people without all this other weird shit going on?

Can you just do that once?

By the way, the surreal image of the president running through his cavalcade of grievances next to the Easter bunny was not exclusive to the balcony.

Poor Peter Contell had to listen to this bullshit all day.

At one point, the Easter Bunny got so bad, you're not sure if it was an episode of The Office.

How f***ed up do you have to be for an adult in a bunny suit to go, all right, now I'm embarrassed.

But back to Iran.

If you remember correctly, about a week ago, Donald Trump had given Iran a deadline to open up the Strait of Hormuz or face the end of their civilization.

And while Iran neither opened up the Strait of Hormuz or faced the end of their civilization, they did agree to a two-week ceasefire.

And to meet in Islamabad, Pakistan to talk.

Let's go there now.

Highest stakes talks between the U.S.

and Iran in many years.

In the balance, the lives of millions of people across the Middle East and the fate of the global economy.