Jon Stewart

In fact, maybe that should be the cognitive test.

You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a, what's another good, a squirrel, okay?

Which is the squirrel?

You have a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and a shark.

And they'll say, which one's the lion?

It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark.

They say, which one is the bear?

A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, a giraffe, a tiger, a this, a that, a whale, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus, right?

At this point, I'm not even sure there was even a test.

I feel like there's a good chance the president was just watching Zootopia.

You know what, maybe small business owners aren't the best audience for Donald Trump's animal facts.

Is there an audience that's closer to his intellectual level?

Ah, there we go.

That's more your speed.

Now you can talk about animals until your heart's content.

The power of a nuclear weapon is something I don't even want to talk about.

We can't let Iran have a nuclear weapon.

You might be too young for this.

No, they're not too young.

I'm sure they've already seen the Paw Patrol episode where they drop a ballistic missile on Humdinger.