Jon Stewart
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Like, just go for it, Mr. President.
I'm not even saying you're gay.
It just seems like something you need to get out of your system, you know?
Like, as a novelty thing.
And don't worry about what your supporters will think.
You'll be fine.
Your base will love it.
And your shaft.
Trump isn't just doing commencements.
He's got a very busy weekend ahead of him.
Maybe too busy.
Uh, he'd like me to go.
I'm gonna try and make it.
I'm in the midst.
I said, you know, this is not good timing for me.
I have a thing called Iran and other things.
Oh, and now I get why he started the war of Iran, to get out Don Jr's wedding.
You should have just told us that.
We'd understand.
Even the Ayatollah's like, I get it.