Jon Stewart

Look at she's like rolling some dough.

What was her crime?

Did she bring unauthorized muffins into the Capitol?

I want to hear her side.

Yes.

When I see this woman trying to break into the Capitol with a battering ram like an orc in The Law of the Rings...

I think that's someone who deserves a payout.

She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, with the wrong battering ram, breaking the wrong window.

It could happen to any of us.

And I like how she's trying to pretend the window she broke was just some random window.

Like you're removing some pretty important contacts, ma'am.

It's like John Wilkes Booth saying, oh, so what, I'm getting a firing squad just because I interrupted a play?

America's cooked, man.

Is there any voice of reason who will call out how wrong this is?

Like any normal, not crazy person.

Okay, I guess even a broken brain is right twice a day.

I mean, seriously, imagine if on Jan 6th, I asked you to guess who will be the voice of reason on this.

Would you have said the guy dressed like a stripper who's also a buffalo?

But I guess this is a lesson to the rest of us that we shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Maybe the QAnon shaman isn't as delusional as we thought.