Jon Stewart

That's the last time I trust a shirtless man in a raccoon hat.

But if you're that angry that your taxpayer money is going to go to people who did Gen 6, let me reassure you, a ton more people are going to get your money too.

OK, hang on a second.

So tens of millions of people means at least 20 million people, right?

Because it's tens of millions.

It's not 10 million.

So at minimum, it's 20 million people.

So divide $1.8 billion by 20 million.

And that's like 90 bucks a person.

That's not going to help these people.

That's barely two bags of crystal meth.

I'm telling you, when these people find out how little they're getting, they're going to be so pissed at the government.

And you know what happens when they get pissed at the government.

No, no, no.

This tribute isn't complete.

Stephen...

This tribute doesn't represent the joy that you've brought to me as my friend and the joy that you've brought to this country as one of its leading entertainers.

No, what this moment needs is something so much more.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Miss Andra Day.

Hello, everybody.