Jon Stewart
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I do very little planning.
I'm corrupt as a motherfucker.
But that's going to be my little secret until I get this job.
Oh, here's one.
Here's one of my weaknesses.
I make all the women in the office incredibly uncomfortable.
It's that face.
It's that brain.
It's those lips.
The way they move.
They move like she's a machine gun.
There she is.
You don't mind being called beautiful, right?
Because you are.
You are beautiful.
I'm not allowed to say that.
That's not going to be a problem in the office, is it?
Oh, and by the way, it's not enough for the job interviewer to ask about weaknesses.
Oh, they also want to know, tell us about a time you struggled.
Now, you've been taught, graduates, that they're expecting humility to prostrate yourself on a life lesson you learned.