Jon Stewart

But that's for losers.

The Trump strategy is to remind the interviewer that they would kill to have the kind of obstacles you had.

It has not been easy for me.

And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn.

My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

You poor bastard.

He had to start off in Brooklyn, an outer borough, with only a small loan.

I mean, if you look at the check, honestly, it's mostly zeros.

Now, great.

Now you've made it through the interviewer's psychological probing, meant to reveal your introspective and self-critical side, and you've given them f***ing nothing.

Well done.

these bastards aren't done.

They think a little playful hobby question might be the way to unlock a new grad's real self, who they really are.

Something stupid like, oh, what's your favorite book?

But you got this.

Perfect.

Now, those interview coaching firms or your school's career offices or your parents or responsible friends are going to probably advise you to have read whatever book you mention as your favorite.

Winners don't have that kind of time.

And what are the odds that they'll ask a follow-up anyway?

I wouldn't want to get into it, because to me that's very personal.