Jon Stewart

You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses.

The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics.

No, I don't want to do that.

Yes, people who love the Bible famously hate sharing their favorite parts.

It's all in the... Like to keep it on the... I think we've all seen this guy at the baseball games.

So by now it's pretty clear you're lying...

Keep it going.

Old Testament guy or New Testament?

Probably equal.

New Testament, Old Testament.

I'm a Jew for Jesus.

I don't care.

I'm equal.

Now, you as the interviewee have been very patient in this interview.

with your prospective employer's questions.

Conventional wisdom would say, if you want to get that job, you've got to keep it that way.

Calm, cool, answering questions to the best of your ability.

But that just encourages them to continue this nonsense.

Now it's time to let them know that just because it is literally their job to ask you questions doesn't mean they can ask you questions.

What a stupid question that is.