Jon Stewart

And that's why you don't go to Build-A-Bear as an adult.

Running as the vice president to skirt the 22nd Amendment isn't cute.

But he's the kind of guy who's like, I respect Americans too much to play games.

If I'm going to run again, I'm going to rip off the Constitution's head and shit down its neck.

And truth is, indications are very clear he's going to do it.

Because you don't move into a house, knock down a wing, and build a 90,000 square foot ballroom for the next guy.

Trump's not a house flipper.

He's not Ellen.

He's in it for the long haul.

But the question then becomes, why?

We've already let him down so badly.

America's clearly not his happy place.

So maybe there's a solution that could work for everybody.

I'd like to propose it.

Let's make Donald Trump our overseas president in 2028.

We could give him all the pomp and all the adoration.

He could be America's touring company, taking our great show anywhere.

He can dance in Malaysia.

He could hold orbs with the Saudis.

He could pretend to enjoy literature with the King of England.