Jon Stewart

Actually, it was kind of an incredible turnout that was somewhat inspiring.

Seven million Americans, zero mass shootings.

Zero.

That's just sad.

No mass shootings.

My God.

I mean, has that even happened before?

Even the dog parade had some nipping.

It wasn't a hate America rally at all.

I look forward to Republicans apologizing sincerely for implying that these Americans were, what's the word I'm looking for?

Deplorable.

You complained it would be a terrifyingly shit-your-pants protest, and now you are complaining about how boringly un-pants shitting it was.

Although there was one nit you picked that really felt off-brand.

I don't think Fox News is mad.

I think they're jealous.

To be fair, to be fair to Fox News, they're kind of right to be dismissive.

I mean, imagine a bunch of old white people in costumes angrily protesting the direction and overreach of an ever-encroaching federal government.

I mean...

Preposterous.

That's in no way a movement that could sweep the midterms and then be harnessed by a charismatic demagogue to remake an entire political party.