Jon Stewart

The bad news is those people are ICE.

And yesterday, they were sent to airports to start helping.

So let's see what they've been doing.

You're telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport and doing absolutely nothing?

Well, then it's my honor to present the award for most improved agency.

You're not doing anything, and honestly, thank God.

Keep doing what you're not doing.

Now, maybe this is the best possible scenario for ICE.

Sending them to the airport can be like an after-school program for them, you know?

I know they're just standing around, but it's keeping them off the streets.

Look, it was always obvious that sending ICE into the airports wasn't going to help.

The problem is that TSA workers aren't getting paid, so they're quitting and calling out sick.

Having other random federal agencies still not being TSA isn't going to fix that.

No!

Stop!

Stop!

Sending more agencies.

You're not gonna make the security line shorter.

You're just gonna make the Starbucks line longer.

Who are you gonna send in next?