Jon Stewart

Not a Biscoff cookie.

Nothing.

A Biscoff cookie?

The cookie they give you on a plane that you then throw on the floor and step on?

I think you've been in line so long you're delirious.

I've been here for hours.

If only I could have something dry and crumbly in my mouth.

You know, something that really goes down the throat like sandpaper and tastes like ass.

What could be worse than waiting in line for four hours?

Nine hours?

Someone waited in TSA for nine hours.

You may not have starred in that line as a terrorist, but after nine hours...

This man waited in line for the length of a shift.

That means he saw the TSA agent clock in from a distance.

And right as he got to the front, they clocked out in his face.

By the time I get that pat down, it better be the best one I've ever had in my life.

I'm talking full release, all right?

If this is what flying is gonna be like from now on, you may as well go to the airport now, just in case you ever have a flight someday.

But seeing how long the lines have gotten, Trump decided he had to do something.

Now, the good news is that Trump sent in people to help TSA.