Jon Stewart
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Wait, you got a gift from the people you are currently at war with.
When I was at school and they made us read the Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans fell for that Trojan horse.
And now I'm watching it happen in real time.
The Secret Service is gonna be like, Mr. President, please don't bring that to the Situation Room.
But it's expensive.
And it's ticking.
I bet it's a watch.
Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is getting is no pay.
The partial government shutdown means they've gone a whole month without a check.
But why do we work if not to do it for free?
You know?
I'm sure it's not gonna make a difference at the airport.
Frustration is growing at many of the nation's airports, with hours-long security lines that haven't let up.
Over the weekend, more than 3,400 TSA officers called out nationwide, the most since this partial government shutdown began.
I've been here since 9 last night.
It's just mass chaos.
A damn mess.
It's a mess.
It's a mess for real, though.
Ain't no water.