Jon Stewart

Right now in Iran, they're going, are we talking to a top guy?

Because I don't think this is a top guy.

Yeah, we were talking about negotiating nuclear.

And then he just went off on paperclips.

Why did I bomb Iran?

Well, do you know the story of 2000 flushes blue?

Well, for centuries, people shit in regular water.

And then one day a guy said, what if it was blue?

And that's why I bombed Iran.

It's so stupid.

Meanwhile, the rest of us suffer under Donald Trump's attention deficit style of government by whim.

And as America, and really the world, has to helplessly navigate the turbulence that Trump causes, his administration, I shit you not, this weekend, had a message for all those who are suffering.

I think we have to offer the president grace.

He needs grace.

In fact, maybe let him live in a land of grace.

Graceland.

Where he can live his life out asking the important questions.

Does Elvis get treated better than me?

Let's kick things off with an update in our war with Iran.

It started about a month ago, and today, President Trump spoke to the nation with some good news about the war.