Jon Stewart
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You're OK, Rusty.
Rolo.
Not to worry.
Our incredibly competent government knows exactly how these ICE agents can help alleviate these incredibly long TSA lines, right, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy?
Oh, great.
Well, that'll be really helpful if it's true.
Is it true?
Guy in charge of ICE?
ICE isn't trained in x-rays.
And look at x-rays, see if there's, you know, there's something dangerous in that luggage.
Well, no kidding.
We're not going to be doing that.
ICE isn't trained on x-rays.
No surprise, they don't really seem to be trained on anything, actually.
And by the way, who the f***, honestly, who the f*** even thought it was a good idea to send America's most hair-trigger agency into America's most hair-raising environment?
This idea was nice in the airport.
That was my...
What in God's name possessed you to do that?
How many more years of this shit?
Go ahead.