Jon Stewart

Okay, this is bad.

This is bad.

We've been at war a month and you're already down to stoners?

This is like that Harold and Kumar movie, Mission Impossible 4, Ghost Protocol.

We must be desperate because I've never seen a pothead take a puff and then be like, I want to f*** somebody up.

I wouldn't even trust a stoner with any mission unless that mission is you need to locate the Ayatollah and tell him the greatest movie ever is Interstellar.

Let's kick things off with Homeland Security, which used to be led by Kristi Noem until she was asked to hand in her gun, her badge, and her keys to her plane.

Even though Nome is gone, we're still finding out more about her time at DHS, including the $20,000 she spent on a horse rental for a TV ad.

Which is crazy.

Horses don't even use money.

What do they need 20 grand for?

But now she's gone, and this week, President Trump officially swore in Nome's replacement, Oklahoma Senator and most Oklahoma-sounding man, Mark Wayne Mullen.

Let's see how it went.

There's the only Native American.

Let me look at you?

Let me look at you feels like racist T-ball.

Like, stay right there.

Be still.

I'm about to knock this out of the park.

I mean, maybe Trump was just excited because he thinks Mark Wayne might be one of the village people.