Jon Stewart

Well, John, the menorah is shedding a light whose sweetness is matched only by that of the chocolate gelt being distributed to child and senator alike.

John, it's Hanukkah time at the White House.

And hark, if you listen closely, you can hear the gentle sound of the spinning dreidel tumbling to rest, revealing the fortunes of the gaily giggling little ones.

Smells like Laura's hard at work at her famous latkes or Strom Thurmond's around.

Are they really into the holiday?

Because I thought the Bush's Hanukkah celebration was really just designed to demonstrate a sense of religious inclusion, much like the Ramadan dinner they had.

Oh, no, John.

Well, Ramadan, yes.

But the Bushes have always been one hemisha mishpacha.

Even as far back as the campaign, I remember schmoozing with them in their sukkah at the Bush family ranch.

The big macher himself was there with Laura and the girls and...

I have to interrupt, Steven.

Yes, that's what the ellipses means.

Although it brings a smile to my pupic.

Are you telling me that the Bush girls actually came home from college for the Jewish holiday of Sukkot?

They did, John.

But they didn't stay long.

They found a bottle of Manischewitz, and that's the last we saw of them.

So wild they are.

Why can't they settle down?