Jon Stewart

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Hi, I'm Dr. Oz.

Have you tried shitting in a toilet?

It could save us billions.

But at least Dr. Oz is an actual doctor.

You can't say the same for RFK Jr.

He's our health secretary and also the man that looks like last year's Halloween pumpkin you forgot to throw out.

If you questioned his judgment after those stories came out about him taking home dead whales and dead bears, I have great news.

There's a new animal you can add to the list.

What is wrong with this man?

He cut off a raccoon's penis and saved it for later like some kind of raccoon dick push pop.

And I know he put it right in his jeans pocket too.

Didn't even wrap it in a tissue or anything.

Every time I hear about one of these RFK stories, they always mention that his kids were waiting patiently.

Which means RFK just doesn't know the difference between patience and horror.

I'm sure all the hostages in a bank robbery are waiting patiently to go home.

It must have been so traumatic for his kids.

Any car trip with him could turn into a roadkill excursion at any moment.

When he asks his kids if they want to go run errands with him, they must be like... Can't you just beat us?

I mean, use an extension cord like a regular dad.