Jon Stewart

Regardless, you will never, and I mean never, beat RFK Jr.

in a game of Never Have I Ever.

You'd be sitting with him like, never have I ever eaten a raccoon's, I did it.

I didn't even say what part yet, doesn't matter.

But let's move on to Donald Trump's third and definitely, probably final wife, Melania.

She doesn't spend a lot of time with her husband these days, but don't worry, I'm sure she's doing normal, traditional First Lady things.

Wow.

Um, I don't know if he's been eating better, but Donald Trump looks great.

I know this is supposed to be for some kind of technology event, but look at this video.

She's walking out with that robot like they just got married.

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time, Mr. and Mrs. Wally.

And...

By the way, I like how Melania is flexing on that robot with her walk.

Like, she's got a whole runway walk going while that robot is just doing the Biden shuffle.

But anyway, after that weird entrance, it was time to get down to business.

So Melania let the robot approach the table and take a seat so they could... Wait, robot, where are you going?

Robot, come back.

Don't go in that room.

All our secrets are in that room.

But the robot eventually found its way back to the front of the room, and it was time to see what this Terminator had to say.