Jon Stewart
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Can anyone top Santorum?
repeatedly bend to the Western Wall, that most sacred symbol of where Jewish pilgrims gather to pray today.
Anybody can grab a souvenir tile at the Duty Free at the airport.
You went to a ruin.
That's gonna be tough to beat.
The day after I graduated from high school, I left and I took a plane and I went to work on a kibbutz.
Holy shiksa, we have a winner!
Oh my gosh!
She worked on a kibbutz.
Michelle Bachmann loves Israel so much she was willing to join a socialist collective.
So you love Israel.
But what would you as president do for Israel?
The United States will stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon, period.
Iran's Ayatollahs will not be permitted to obtain nuclear weapons.
The United States will move our embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
I will get on a plane on my first day as president to Jerusalem and put a Palestinian in a headlock.
I will give them a wedgie.
Nerple torple.