Jon Stewart
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
I'm a Presbyterian.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
So, as an Irish Presbyterian, you feel offended.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
My father was English.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
My mother was an Orthodox Jew.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
So as an English Presbyterian Orthodox Jew, you feel very protective of the St.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Patrick's Day parade?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
That's right.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
The point is, a Faye conspiracy is afoot.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Today, the Irish parade.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Tomorrow, the Irish.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Anybody they can land in their court, they're going to use.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They might go after Liam Neeson.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They certainly might go after Liam Neeson.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They may go after U2.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They could even go after Rosie O'Donnell.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They already have Rosie O'Donnell.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
She's already gay.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They got her.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Rosie O'Donnell has a huge crush on Tom Cruise.