Jonathan Wilson

That's what I thought.

Maybe he lives somewhere else.

I mean, that is entirely possible.

That's true.

Or he might have been one on a Laurel and Hardy upy downy.

Yeah, it's an outrage.

Nathan says, Dear Max, Barry and everyone, a big howdy from Abilene in Texas.

I'm writing because I may have stumbled on a potential revenue stream for the pod.

Several weeks ago, I tried listening to an episode while lying in bed at night, only to fall asleep less than 10 minutes in.

Something about the panel's soothing voices and low-key banter just knocked me right out.

Since that night, whenever... Low-key.

These are bad emails, Max.

Why are we reading these out?

Since that night, whenever I've laid my head down for a quick afternoon nap, I've bypassed my white noise app and instead pushed play on Football Weekly.

The episode featuring Sam Dalling's extended metaphor comparing Newcastle United to coffee cake was a reliable go-to.

Wow, goodness, this tea one will get people...

Fall asleep straight away.

However, I'm now afraid that this move may have negative repercussions as I found my eyelids getting dangerously heavy on the 181 mile drive for my daughter Charlotte's soccer game in Dallas today.

I stopped at a gas station to splash water on my face in the bathroom sink.

But before long, I was tired again.