Jonathan Wilson

So the taxi was coming at 3.30.

I probably don't need that long, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

You always have to check the bag again.

I have packed the laptop.

I have packed the passport.

I have got the boarding pass, which I still print out because I'm an old-fashioned man.

I don't trust phones.

They can go wrong.

I mean, thankfully, I'm no longer accepting Ryanair, so it's all fine.

To be honest, I hadn't slept particularly well.

I'd made that mistake of going to bed earlier than I would normally do, knowing I didn't have long to sleep, knowing that my wife would be coming back.

But the Ryder Cup was still going on.

So I was still, we were saying before we came on, it was very like an election in some ways.

But I think part of the feeling was this thing happening in a different country that I could not control in any way.

That was quite stressed about.

And I'd shut my eyes, but all I was seeing was sort of

red and blue kind of emerging on a screen and the wrong color sort of taking over.

I mean, this is how badly I slept.

I have a worm farm on my balcony.

I think I was overfeeding them, which was creating some issues with smell and waste.