Jonathan Zaslow
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
I would rather confront a shark than be hit head-on by a bulleting porpoise.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
We're going to put Zazz in a Waymo to a strip club and my dad in the ocean.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
Okay, the porpoise, in my scenario, is bulleting toward me like a torpedo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
Whereas the shark, which doesn't move as quickly as a porpoise, if that comes to you... They're the dinosaurs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
of the sea.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
For the audio audience, he's holding out a boxing motion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
I'm saying it's a five or six foot shark.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
Juju brings up a good point because everybody knows that the punch underwater is not as quick.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
It's like...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
Yeah, yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
Yeah, it doesn't move as quickly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise
That may be an issue.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Hi, Lucas
He can set a screen, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Hi, Lucas
Super Bowl is okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Hi, Lucas
Wherever it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Hi, Lucas
Always up to no good.