Chapter 1: What controversial statement did Mike Vrabel make?
So, Dan, you know, we're all sitting around, even like right before you get here, and we're tossing around ideas and, you know, what do we want to do for the show today? And Jeremy trying to convince people that a Giannis trade bigger than the Super Bowl. That's not exactly what happened. That's the gist of it. It's the gist.
What I did say, and I do believe, is that if you get a three-hour window next Thursday where Giannis, Ja, and another superstar are traded, that will be more entertaining than the Super Bowl.
are these people what's wrong with these people what's wrong with these people and i hear a lot of super bowl slander in the office people next to me i don't like it okay the only the only thing is important it's a national holiday mike ryan name name mike ryan not into it this year i'm with mike because one team isn't in there tony make it out of 10 0 out of 10 rate every super bowl matchup where's this one ever yeah go through it don't do that to him i'm just saying this is like a six
How is it a six?
Chapter 2: Why is the Giannis trade compared to the Super Bowl?
It is a six. Guys, you guys are out of your mind. Quickly, I can do it inside of five seconds. It's a Super Bowl rematch. They both wear navy. It's going to be an assault on the eyes, and I'm not compelled by the matchup or stories.
Sam Darnold. The only thing saving this, Tony, and this is where you'll agree with me, the only thing making this competitive, Bad Bunny's halftime show.
Oh, this is absolutely a football game around Bad Bunny's show. Like we are all gathering around in 10 days to see Bad Bunny's show. What's going to happen? This is going to be fascinating a number of different ways to watch the Bad Bunny show. But how many people are going to be introduced to the idea of, oh, why I can't stop moving? I don't understand how it is that this makes me move.
Wait a minute, I'm moving. I am now dancing. And then juxtaposing that with, wait a minute, I don't understand what he's saying. What's that language? Get him out of my country. And why is he wearing a dress? Yeah. Man, that's going to be awesome.
Chapter 3: What are the reasons for the low enthusiasm surrounding the Super Bowl?
It's just going to be the scene in Beetlejuice. So Tony, I want to get into, though, what it is that you're saying, because I learned, I did not know this before today, Lewis betrayed him. This is something I learned today about Tony. Lewis says, yeah, Tony's a Patriots fan. Tony, I didn't know that Tony- Wait, what? Yeah, thank you. Okay, so I'm not the only one. I feel like he's so Miami.
So, Tony is a Patriots fan, and I'd like him to explain himself, but we really have gotten hardened when Mike Ryan doesn't like the Super Bowl, and it is the most improbable Super Bowl there's ever been between a team that was 80-1 odds before the season and a team that was 60-1 odds before the season. That's never happened.
The narrative of Sam Darnold getting to the Super Bowl after having 17 teams in his wake. No, there's occasional good stories. So you told me there was no storylines you liked. No, I said I'm not compelled by the majority of the stories. You're not compelled by Sam Darnold. Mike Vrabel getting to the Super Bowl, he said he would cut off his dick.
You know about cutting off that dick? If he was going to do that, I'd watch. Whoa. No. I would not watch. Why would you not? That would make it more entertaining. No. It's too graphic to actually show it. I would watch, but there's a curtain there, so I'm seeing his reaction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like the waist up. No. I want to see him react. Disgusting. No, that's more entertaining. Mike Vrabel cutting off his dick, then the Giannis trade, then the Super Bowl.
Oh, my God. You should take that back. You should consider taking that back.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. They already played the Super Bowl is part of the problem.
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Chapter 4: How does Bad Bunny's halftime show impact the Super Bowl?
Seattle and the Rams played the Super Bowl already. And so I understand how it is around here. There might be a lack of enthusiasm for Patriots Seahawks because beyond that, we'd all prefer to see, except for Zaslow, Rams-Bills. Something that's going to have offense in it that we know is going to have offense in it.
And these two offenses have been good, but it'd be real easy to forget that the Patriots are good at offense given the last two defenses that they've played against. I've been slightly misrepresented just because of the nature of sports debate. Look, I like sports. I'm not here to tell you the Super Bowl sucks. I'll get up for it. I'm going to be watching it. I'm excited to watch.
You're going to watch the Super Bowl? Yeah, I'm going to watch the Super Bowl. I hope. I'm into the Super Bowl. It's just a sliding scale. I'm not that jazzed up for it. It's all right. I'll get there, I guess. You have many, many days. We're not going to the Super Bowl this year. We will rummage at the big guest bin on Radio Row next week from afar.
But I want to get to a sentence I didn't think I'd be uttering today. I want to listen to what it is the Dolphins long snapper had to say, because the dolphin talk that we had yesterday with Nick Wright caught me off guard. It legitimately caught me off guard when he said simply that cold weather teams are tougher and Miami teams aren't tough because you don't have to deal with cold weather.
And I'm like, man, that seems kind of ridiculous what he's saying there. But then Zazz comes in today. Seriously, no sense of irony. He's not joking in any way. And he just looks at me and he says, it's too cold out there. It's too cold, Dan. Like, I didn't even want to get out of my bed. All right. It's too cold. It's four degrees in New York. Can you guys give me where it is cold?
Give me where it's coldest in the United States right now because I've got my friends from New York calling me saying, like, I can't go. I cannot go outside. It's way too cold. And Zaslow's complaining. It was cold this morning for us, but it is still the 50s, right? It didn't get under 50.
My car said 49 when I got in it. You don't know.
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Chapter 5: What insights were shared about the University of Miami basketball team?
These car things, you don't really trust. You just told me it's going to be in the 30s here this weekend. It will be.
It was 32 in Orlando, and it was like 39 degrees in Juneau, Alaska. It is negative 28 degrees in Forest Center, Minnesota. This is, I believe, the warmest place in the United States right now. I don't know what Arizona and California are doing, but it's got to be warmer right here.
I saw some people, college football people, making fun of the fact that Norvell's hot seat is warming all of Florida, keeping off what is an Arctic cold front. What's second place right now in terms of warmer than us?
Well, it's us because 78 degrees in Malibu. Really? Nice. That seems like an awesome place to live.
At 6 a.m. too. Microclimate. The fires. The fires. Yeah, it's the thing. It's weird. They still haven't rebuilt those, by the way. It'll be like 78 in the middle of the winter and then like 52 one summer night. California's crazy like that. The thing that I wanted to get to about the long snapper, though, we'll have to wait because the University of Miami basketball team is a tournament team.
They've lost only four times this year. Two of the losses are totally understandable, right? You lose to BYU. I don't know if you guys saw the Arizona Boogshambi called the Arizona. Arizona's unbeaten. They're great. They went to BYU the other day and they lost twice. by three points. So Miami losing to BYU, there's no shame in that. Miami losing to Florida, there's no shame in that.
The loss at home to Florida State was kind of inexplicable because Florida State's not any good. Surprising. And then another conference loss to Clemson. But that's a good basketball team. That is a tournament basketball team.
Seems like it.
And Laranega and Miami weren't able to capitalize the way you would like to off of a Final Four appearance where you build off it. But what Jay Lucas has done here is repair what's happened at Miami and gotten them back to a place where they can be a tournament team and will be a tournament team. But it probably also means that they're going to lose him.
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Chapter 6: How does Jay Lucas influence the Miami basketball team's success?
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Don Levitard. Greg Cody of the Miami Herald is writing an article and I'm reading it. Moss, Miami sold out. Miami artists, Miami culture. And I'm reading Moss, Miami is sold out. And I'm reading about digital podcast network and I'm reading about us. And I'm like, this is our dreams coming true. Stugatz.
A thousand people come out and we see the shipping container and they're on a stage and they're like rock stars. You and me both had tears in our eyes. We're like mom and dad of sentiment. And it's hard to get you to sentiment, man.
That was a very emotional moment for us to see those guys. I'm telling you guys, you were on stage. Dan and I were both crying. Are you guys aware of this? Crying. Like crocodile tears.
Crocodile tears are fakes. Crocodile tears are fakes. I thought they meant big. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats. So, Mike, do you think he should have another crack at calling out Shams better than that? No, I didn't enjoy that one bit. And we talked about the University of Miami, and we closed that loop and started talking about journalism.
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Chapter 7: What is the role of a long snapper in football?
Just beat Cal. Beat Cal on Saturday. They beat Stanford. Stanford's not making the tournament. They beat Stanford at home, and I understand why. They got a good little point guard there. That FSU game, it's inexplicable that they lost that game at home. It honestly is beyond college kids are going to be inconsistent because they're college kids. I'm not even talking about athletes.
I'm just talking about college kids. But that seems like it's obviously a tournament team to me. I don't know why it is you would be hesitant about that. What are they saying, Jeremy, in the people who do these rankings and seedings in season? Because we're going to have to start getting ready for this stuff. And I do plan on and want to have a combined ā
Selection Sunday Oscar show that we combine with Adnan Virk and David Sampson and just make a mess of that Sunday night. What are they saying? What are the experts saying?
Well, Joe Linardi is the expert. And he has the University of Miami as a 10 seed right now as one of the last four teams to miss the play-in games. So you know how there's those play-in games amongst four.
Wait, they do last four in and also last four to miss the play-in?
He's breaking it down. He's giving you as many specifics as possible. Too much.
Thank you.
Just give me the team. Also, Kyson not played in the celebrity game, Dan, so you might want to eat your words.
What are my words? I've said they have legitimate celebrities at the high end.
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