Jonathan Zaslow

Well, that's just a personal decision.

Brushing your teeth?

Obviously smart, but not a rule.

Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.

Or don't drink it at all.

Damn, that's cold.

Exactly.

Name drop you.

That would help his cause.

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The Miami Dolphins should name their team the Miami Ass and change their logo to an ass.

Not a nice ass, like an old man's ass.

If all of mankind had to agree on one haircut, it would be the Billy Ray Cyrus.

I feel like everybody who grew up in middle America has an aunt that looks like Lions rookie right guard Tate Radledge.

There is no coach in college football that looks more like their team's mascot than Dan Lanning.

Come on, Dan.

That was a good pass.

That might be the best one ever.

Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, Marty Supreme, Christmas Day.

You know what I'm going to be doing on Christmas Day and it's going to be watching Marty Supreme because I didn't even need to know that critics were calling Marty Supreme a full throttle masterpiece and the best movie of the year.