Chapter 1: What are common stressors for fantasy football players?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
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Chapter 2: How does Smirnoff engage fans during the NFL season?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.
Chapter 3: What are the implications of the Mavericks' recent decisions?
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Chapter 4: Why is Luka Doncic's relationship with Dallas significant?
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Chapter 5: What is a 'crater transaction' in sports management?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Chapter 6: How do past trades impact current NBA team dynamics?
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 7: What is the new All-Star format for the NBA?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
If I were the type of NFL fan that would just try to travel around the nation to go to games that Spiro Didis is calling, I would have opened up the Game Time app and been firmly entrenched in conviction that Tennessee-Houston, that's definitely the Spiro game. Did some research.
Chapter 8: How are the Mavericks and Kings performing this season?
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It's been fun basketball to watch. And last night's Philadelphia-Boston game was fun to watch. But before I get into some basketball topics with Amin here that I've been wanting to get to, the telephone number if you want to contribute to the show with calls and with hot takes is 305-486-GOTS. We have an old number.
Fashion answering machine where you could just whisper your funny sweet nothings. If you think you could be funny as an anonymous person, 305-486-GOTS. I've got very little data so far to support that you can be funny as an anonymous person. The best call we've gotten here is as an impersonation of Steve from Sex and the City. Miranda? This segment has produced only that. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Damn it. I had finally gotten it out of my head for a couple of weeks. This segment gives us a lot of funny callers, man. These people are excellent, including my bartender at the American Airlines yesterday in Phoenix. Joseph, shout out to you, bro. He was one of them? He wants to be one of them. He said he's working on his bit. He soft launched it with me. Why didn't you just shout out?
Shout out to the bartender, man. No, but you shouted at a bartender who has nothing to do with this segment. No, because he's working on his bit. He soft launched the bit. I appreciate that. It's good. I gave him some tweaks and stuff. We'll hear from him.
Name drop you. That would help his cause. The Boost Mobile Boldest Take is presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in the country. The Miami Dolphins should name their team the Miami Ass and change their logo to an ass. Not a nice ass, like an old man's ass. If all of mankind had to agree on one haircut, it would be the Billy Ray Cyrus.
Dan's overuse of the word apocalyptic really ticks me off. My dog just took an apocalyptic deuce.
I feel like everybody who grew up in middle America has an aunt that looks like Lions rookie right guard Tate Radledge.
Greg Brody faked his knee injury so he wouldn't have to walk to Seattle.
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