Jonquilyn Hill

The room Iris would be taking is on the second story, and it's the only bedroom on that floor, which means she would have her own bathroom. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. I knew you would appreciate that. When she looks out the window, there's a stunning view of the tree-lined street.

The room Iris would be taking is on the second story, and it's the only bedroom on that floor, which means she would have her own bathroom. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. I knew you would appreciate that. When she looks out the window, there's a stunning view of the tree-lined street.

Iris is already picturing where her furniture will go, and she hasn't even met the other inhabitants of the townhouse, who luckily seem lovely. So the inhabitants of the house are Blake, who is the man in the silk. He shares the master bedroom with his partner, Michael. Blake is a creative director at an ad agency, which helps explain how his hair is so beautiful.

Iris is already picturing where her furniture will go, and she hasn't even met the other inhabitants of the townhouse, who luckily seem lovely. So the inhabitants of the house are Blake, who is the man in the silk. He shares the master bedroom with his partner, Michael. Blake is a creative director at an ad agency, which helps explain how his hair is so beautiful.

He's got one of those like trendy middle part hairstyles that looks a little bit fascist on most people, but makes Blake look like Milo Thatcher in the Atlantis movie.

He's got one of those like trendy middle part hairstyles that looks a little bit fascist on most people, but makes Blake look like Milo Thatcher in the Atlantis movie.

Meanwhile, his partner Michael kind of looks like the embodiment of a dark gray Patagonia vest. He's even wearing a button-down at a brunch in his own house. Iris learns that the brunch is actually a welcome-back brunch for Blake and Michael, who recently returned from their honeymoon. And despite having just met them, Iris is immediately thrilled for their recent wedding.

Meanwhile, his partner Michael kind of looks like the embodiment of a dark gray Patagonia vest. He's even wearing a button-down at a brunch in his own house. Iris learns that the brunch is actually a welcome-back brunch for Blake and Michael, who recently returned from their honeymoon. And despite having just met them, Iris is immediately thrilled for their recent wedding.

The third roommate is Aiden, a bartender and a college classmate of Michael's. And then finally, there is the most important roommate of all, Noodle, Blake and Michael's border collie. Noodle is possibly the cutest dog that Iris has ever seen.

The third roommate is Aiden, a bartender and a college classmate of Michael's. And then finally, there is the most important roommate of all, Noodle, Blake and Michael's border collie. Noodle is possibly the cutest dog that Iris has ever seen.

Exactly. And this is all the information Iris has before she has to make a decision.

Exactly. And this is all the information Iris has before she has to make a decision.

Yeah, so one of Iris' favorite shows is New Girl. So before she even finishes her glass of rosé, she says yes. Blake pours her another glass in celebration, and Iris is absolutely positive she has just made the best decision of her life. She moves in a few weeks later, and living in the townhouse goes great for the most part. What does that mean, the most part? What's that? I'm so glad you asked.

Yeah, so one of Iris' favorite shows is New Girl. So before she even finishes her glass of rosé, she says yes. Blake pours her another glass in celebration, and Iris is absolutely positive she has just made the best decision of her life. She moves in a few weeks later, and living in the townhouse goes great for the most part. What does that mean, the most part? What's that? I'm so glad you asked.

Everything Iris loved about the apartment remains true. Her room, absolutely gorgeous. When the weather is nice, Noodle the dog wears a little red bandana on her walks. And when it rains, she has a little yellow raincoat. Iris is just constantly on the verge of tears looking at this dog because she's so perfect.

Everything Iris loved about the apartment remains true. Her room, absolutely gorgeous. When the weather is nice, Noodle the dog wears a little red bandana on her walks. And when it rains, she has a little yellow raincoat. Iris is just constantly on the verge of tears looking at this dog because she's so perfect.

And living with three men in their mid-30s as a 20-something fresh out of college has its perks. The chore chart is more detailed than most of Iris' final exams. But she hasn't seen so much as a fruit fly since she walked in. Plus, Michael and Blake take pity on Iris the first time they catch her eating ramen for dinner two nights in a row.

And living with three men in their mid-30s as a 20-something fresh out of college has its perks. The chore chart is more detailed than most of Iris' final exams. But she hasn't seen so much as a fruit fly since she walked in. Plus, Michael and Blake take pity on Iris the first time they catch her eating ramen for dinner two nights in a row.

If they have any leftovers whenever they cook, which is almost every night, they let Iris have them. Since Aiden works nights, Iris almost never sees him. It's kind of a dream. Until the first roommate accountability meeting. OK, JQ, what do you think a roommate accountability meeting is?

If they have any leftovers whenever they cook, which is almost every night, they let Iris have them. Since Aiden works nights, Iris almost never sees him. It's kind of a dream. Until the first roommate accountability meeting. OK, JQ, what do you think a roommate accountability meeting is?