Jordan Crowder

But anyway, so I have this sticker on my forehead.

I look ridiculous.

My eyes are all dilated.

But there's this blue orb that's in the room with us.

And from that moment on, I had this incredible, like –

feeling of relaxation and sort of purpose.

Like I knew up to that point, I really thought I was going to die.

Like there was no reason for me to survive.

And after that point, I was summoning all the nurses and I'm hooked up with all these machines.

They had me, they, I was a seizure risk because of the, it turns out I was going through alcohol withdrawals for multiple days leading up to it.

I didn't know that.

And so I was in really bad shape.

So they have me kind of they have the walls up on the thing.

And so I can't get out of the bed.

And they have me, you know, basically strapped down with all these tubes and stuff.

So I can't go anywhere.

And I'm summoning everyone in there.

I even like requested a meeting with the top doctor of the whole floor.

And I said, hey, I got to go home.

They're all laughing at me.