Jordan Harbinger

I would never notice that, but now I'm gonna have to go back and look at my sketchbook, which doesn't exist because I can't draw at all.

But I also, you know, I also shoot weapons right-handed, but that's also kind of like more to do with my eyes maybe than my hands.

Because if I put the firearm in my left hand and I close one eye, stuff moves.

So that doesn't really work.

Anyway, I got missed with the drawing gene.

So again, you use both hands because your weird Catholic school nuns who were abusive beat you into it.

But can people actually adapt to a different hand?

It seems like you probably could if you had to.

So it's not a sucker punch.

It's just an evolutionary advantage.

Like in baseball, I've heard lefty pitchers have a huge advantage somehow, and it has to do with the term southpaw, right?

Okay.

I mean, anything called tickler now is pornographic.

Yeah.

200 years ago, I guess.

We'll let it slide.

Okay.

So this is not a baseball term.

I guess I always assumed it was a baseball term.

I mean, devil paw would be cooler, I think.