Jordan Harbinger

And he's like, no, no, no, you got to keep doing that because if you can box with both stances, that's going to be incredible because most people can't do that.

And he's like, but dude, if you do that, like the middle of a fight, he's like, your tired opponent is going to get wrecked.

Of course, the problem was I was terrible and never made it past the first couple of rounds.

Because it's like, you know, this is really hard and tiring.

And the guy who can jump rope for half an hour has a little bit of an edge on me.

And also getting punched in the face kind of sucks.

This isn't for me.

I suppose it makes it harder for a right-handed pitcher to throw to a lefty batter.

Yeah.

That makes sense.

I guess I should be out there hustling all the righties.

Because they're throwing from an angle nobody expects.

It's like the Jedi mind trick of athletics.

So you're telling me lefties are not only better athletes, we're also literally leaving the planet.

That's wild.

Do we have any reason why that is?

Why would it affect divers?

OK, lefties are better athletes, astronauts and mermaids.

This is getting unfair.

I guess I feel better about all those scissor and pencil on my hand incidents throughout the years now.