Jordan Harbinger

Or does it eventually sort of graduate to adults?

But you even said that the adults they have taking care of you, in air quotes, taking care of you, are like the people they don't want the public to see, which...

I will say, as somebody who lived in Hollywood for several years near all the Scientology buildings, they're not exactly taking the choicest specimens, putting them out on Hollywood Boulevard either.

So, like, the bar must be pretty low for child caretaker if those are the people they don't want outside hawking.

What is that thing called?

They're like, hey, sir, do you want to test your stress levels?

And I'm like, no, thanks.

I know I'm stressed.

Get out of my face, you weirdo.

Yeah, the electrician.

Yes, exactly.

Like those people are already kind of weird and they're standing outside in the heat and a shirt and tie trying to rope people in.

And you're like, what are you doing?

So the people that are taking care of you, I guess my question is, it sounds like kids controlling other kids, but military Lord of the Flies combo, right?

So you're five and they're like, sign this billion year contract.

And you're like, dude, I'm not even old enough to sign up for an Instagram account, but I can sign my soul away for a billion years.

A number which, by the way, a five year old cannot usually say correctly or spell or know exists.

Yeah, it's as real to you as anything else in your life.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that's a survival instinct at that point.