Jordan Harbinger

What are they doing with you, like waiting for you to be old enough to work or something?

Is that kind of the idea?

To be fair, that's most internet commenters.

But my audience is a little more sophisticated, so we can relate.

Child X is the memoir that I read that we're talking about.

And I got to say, man, do you have any sense of the irony as a kid raised in Scientology, which is a cult slash religion started by a guy who wrote a sci-fi book?

about stuff like aliens or whatever, turns it into a religion, turns that into a cult, you get in, you escape, spoiler alert, and write a sci-fi book about it.

I'm like, what's your next move here, Mustard?

Come on, bro.

We're watching you, Jamie.

I got my eye on you, man.

Yeah, that's what it is.

But it is also congratulations on making it out the other side.

And I want to talk a little bit more about this, of course.

So kids are raising you.

And here's the thing.

It sounds a little Lord of the Flies-ish, like a seven-year-old is taking care of a three-month-old.

And then who's taking care of a seven-year-old?

A 12-year-old?

Is it like a military hierarchy of young kids?