Jordan Harbinger

We homeschool all the kids.

Their hours are different.

Oh, good enough for us.

I don't even know how that's legal.

Did they allow that?

Look, I remember when I used to work security in Detroit, we would hire some off-duty cops and then we could all be strapped with guns.

And he was like, hey, I don't see those hand warmers, guys.

And we're like, yeah, we're committing felonies.

LOL, you're making $30 an hour.

That's what it was.

It was crazy to me.

A lot of cults are like this, right?

And people go, why international ones?

Because when you are on the outskirts of Sao Paulo, Brazil, and you have a lot of money, you can get away with stuff because you can bribe the government, just like they're doing in LA.

I'm not pointing at Brazil, obviously.

LA is thoroughly wrapped up in this, but it's easy to throw money around in a lot of places, including apparently the United States, where we should be better and not allow this, but I digress.

Man, I'm telling you, in the book, folks, you talk about cleaning vents with chemicals as a kid because you can fit in there, not being able to read or write, going to public school and get straight Fs.

That's another failure.

Like, you're in public school, you can't read, you can't write, and you're like 10, and the school goes, guess he's dumb.

It's like, no, no, no, no, no, hold on a second.