Jordan Harbinger

We'll come back to that existential nightmare in just a moment.

First, let's hear from folks who haven't built reeducation camps.

Probably.

We'll be right back.

This episode is sponsored in part by Bolan Branch.

We spend about a third of our lives in bed, which is kind of wild.

So why are many of us sleeping on sheets that look like they've been through, I don't know, three breakups and a move?

And here's the truth.

Not all bedding is created equal.

Some sheets feel fine at first, then they get scratchy, they trap heat, or they just don't hold up after a few washes.

But once you sleep on truly good linens, you notice the difference immediately.

It's hard to go back.

That's why we love Ball & Branch.

We use their stuff across the board.

The headboard, that is.

Sheets, towels, blankets, the whole thing.

Their signature sheets are made from 100% organic cotton.

They are buttery soft and breathable in a way you can feel at first sight.

And the best part is they get softer with every wash.

We also use the Waffle Bed Blanket, which is what it sounds.